Pawsome news from your pal Boirs!
Woof!
Hey! all you Very Important Pups (VIP's). Boris the Newfypoo here - and I run this entire operation! My homans here at Crown Hotel in Langholm are totally obsessed with us. Like barking -mad-obessed and that is a GOOD thing.
The Important Stuff (Food & Scritches!)
For just £10, you get your very own Pup-Approved Pack (PAP)! I personally licked, sniffed, and approved everything in it. It meets my high standard, which is the only one that matters, and breakfast - Oh boy! It's the best think SAUSAGE, BACON and SCRAMBLED EGG. YES for you.
From the second your paws are in the door, it's a non-stop party! You get all the best scritches, sneaky bits of ham, and you must try the puppacinno - it's like a tiny cup of heaven that makes your tail wag so hard it hurts.
Worry about the hoomans? Nah.
If your hoomans are hungry, don't worry about it! We have places for them to sit (a bar and the Pawsome Plate Doggy Diner). Whilst they're relaxing, just turn up the puppy dog eyes it works every time. MORE TREATS.
Adventure Time!
This toon is the best. As the Head of Doggy Experience, I've sniffed out all the walking routes. They are WONDERFUL! Plus, there is a whole river to jump in.
If you get muddy and soggy. Pfft, who cares! My hoomans can clean up anything - they're really good at it. Too tired from all the playing? No problem in our dog-friendly rooms, so you can just flop down for a big SNOOZE. Gotta save energy for the next Zoomies session!
Hope to see your wet nose here soon! If your hoomans have questions, tell them to send us a "Pee-mail" - my staff will jump (they're just that well trained!)
Woofs & Licks
Boris
Head of the Doggy Experience
(My mum typed this because my paws are too big.)
Contact
Address
Crown Hotel,
High Street,
Langholm,
Dumfries & Galloway,
Scotland UK,
DG13 0JH
Phone
+44 13873 81138
