All VIPs receive their very own PAP (Pup approved packs) they have been approved by me and meet the required standard, as well as a breakfast of sausage, bacon and scrambled egg. From the minute your paws cross the threshold your holiday begins, think scritches, ham and puppacinno (try the puppacinno heaven in a paper cup).
Are your hoomans hungry? Not a problem, we can show them to either our bar or newly refurbished coffee lounge to eat and unwind (remember those puppy eyes as mum will get you treats).
The town has lots of lovely walks and as the head of the doggy experience can tell you they are all wonderful and there is the river to swim in, don't worry if you end up a soggy doggy, it's nothing we can't handle, Tired not a problem all our rooms are dog-friendly, so you can take a snooze and get ready for the day ahead.
I hope to see you all soon and if you have any questions pop my hoomans a Pe-mail and they will jump (they are that well trained).
Woofs & Licks,
Head of the doggy experience
(Transcribed and translated by my mummy)